http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/-t1.htm Jokes about hunting, fishing ect....... Thu, 06 Nov 2008 21:02:46 GMT 10 http://i64.servimg.com/u/f64/12/84/42/68/logo311.jpg http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/-t1.htm http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/raise-t228.htm Boss Man The Day the Penis asked for a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response Dear ... Jokes Thu, 06 Nov 2008 21:02:46 GMT http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/raise-t228.htm#500 http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/raise-t228.htm http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/cute-n-clean-t220.htm DartonDear Three statisticians are hunting when they see a deer in the clearing. One of them shoots and misses by ten feet to the left. The next one missis by ten feet to the right. The third one jumps up and yells, "We got him!"]]> Jokes Fri, 31 Oct 2008 16:02:44 GMT http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/cute-n-clean-t220.htm#465 http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/cute-n-clean-t220.htm http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/mother-in-law-t192.htm DartonDear A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a hilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife ... Jokes Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:30:20 GMT http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/mother-in-law-t192.htm#377 http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/mother-in-law-t192.htm http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/elk-hunt-t191.htm DartonDear ubba and Jake chartered a plane with a pilot to drop them off in the wilds of Alaska for a week of elk hunting, just the same as they did the year before. When the pilot returned with the plane Bubba exclaimed joyfully to the pilot, "We had a great hunting trip! We bagged four elk!" The pilot regretfully explained, "Unfortunately, our plane can only fly with the weight of two elk. You'll have to leave the other two behind." Bubba and Jake ... Jokes Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:17:46 GMT http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/elk-hunt-t191.htm#376 http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/elk-hunt-t191.htm http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/bear-catcher-t174.htm Boss Man A few years back, a farmer was having problems with a bear climbing up his tree in the back yard. So, he hired this guy who came very highly recommended to catch the bear. The hunter came with a shotgun, rope, and a small dog. He gave the shotgun to the farmer and said, "Stay down here and I'll climb the tree, and shake the branches. When the bear falls, my dog will bite on his nuts, and while the bear is in agony, I'll come down and tie him up with the rope. Okay?" The farmer ... Jokes Thu, 16 Oct 2008 13:43:35 GMT http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/bear-catcher-t174.htm#316 http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/bear-catcher-t174.htm http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/moose-hunter-t173.htm Boss Man These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success. Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. They got themselves a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure in the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. So, they set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, in their costume, and began to give the moose love call. Before too long their call was answered by bull in the forest. They ... Jokes Thu, 16 Oct 2008 13:42:06 GMT http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/moose-hunter-t173.htm#315 http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/moose-hunter-t173.htm http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/bear-hunter-t172.htm Boss Man Two men were on an Alaskan bear hunt. On season opening morning, a light snow fell, and one man stayed in the cabin while the other man went out hunting. He soon found a huge grizzly and shot at it, but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward the hunter, he dropped his rifle, and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and ... Jokes Thu, 16 Oct 2008 13:40:06 GMT http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/bear-hunter-t172.htm#314 http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/bear-hunter-t172.htm http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/anotherduck-hunter-t171.htm Boss Man A game warden stops a duck hunter at the end of a days hunt and asks to check his birds. The hunter says, "Sure, go right ahead." The warden picks up the first duck puts his finger up its ass and smells it and says, "This is a Utah duck. Do you have a Utah license?" The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his Utah license. The warden picks up the second duck puts his finger up its ass, smells it and says, "This is a Wyoming duck. Do you have a Wyoming license?" ... Jokes Thu, 16 Oct 2008 13:37:16 GMT http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/anotherduck-hunter-t171.htm#313 http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/anotherduck-hunter-t171.htm http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/the-duck-hunter-t163.htm Boss Man A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak.... He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed he was approached by his doctor. 'Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was ... Jokes Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:32:42 GMT http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/the-duck-hunter-t163.htm#300 http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/the-duck-hunter-t163.htm http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/deer-drag-t149.htm Boss Man Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. "Hey, I don't want to tell you how to do something ... but I can tell you that it's much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won't dig into the ground." After the third hunter left, the two decided to try it. A little while later one hunter said to the other, "You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!" "Yeah, ... Jokes Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:27:21 GMT http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/deer-drag-t149.htm#263 http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/deer-drag-t149.htm http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/the-old-man-and-the-beaver-t147.htm Boss Man A 110-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "I've never felt better," he replies. I've got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor thinks for a moment and says, "Let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season but one day he's in a bit of a hurry and accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So, he's walking in ... Jokes Wed, 08 Oct 2008 20:45:57 GMT http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/the-old-man-and-the-beaver-t147.htm#256 http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/the-old-man-and-the-beaver-t147.htm http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/don-t-make-a-sound-t148.htm Boss Man Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand. When he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a blood-curdling scream. He rushes back to Jerry and yells, "I thought I told you to be quiet!" Jerry says, "Hey, I tried. I really tried!! When those snakes crawled over me, I didn't make a ... Jokes Wed, 08 Oct 2008 20:48:49 GMT http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/don-t-make-a-sound-t148.htm#257 http://huntersedge.forumotion.net/jokes-f48/don-t-make-a-sound-t148.htm